Content warning: this post is about the going to the dentist.
My new tooth was installed this morning. It looks so much better than my old crown (the neon one? The one that was waaay longer than my other front tooth?). And it outclasses that fucking flipper by miles. Is it perfect? No. But I can live with it. The journey that began in July with my old crown falling out is now, hopefully, over.
But I must insert here that my dentist sent me home with the flipper. Just in case, she said. Blah blah slow drying cement blah.
JUST IN CASE? I have twice in the last two seasons had the experience of my front tooth falling out. Twice. Really don’t want to make it a trifecta.
There was tugging and pushing and pressure and enough pokes with that pokiest of all pokey tools that at some point novocaine was administered. Of course that’s no fun either — the roof of the mouth several times, my upper gums.
Even after being numbed up, I clutched my hands. I pressed my clutched my hands into my abdomen as if that could protect me. My trick of leaving “Little DeeDee” home required some maintenance. Enjoy Finn. I told her. I’ll be home soon.
Even numbed up, I had to announce at one point that I was starting to panic —
(they were blowing the air DOWN MY THROAT. And for a while. That was new, and by new I mean awful).
What’s next, I asked. Does the cord come out, I asked. How much pressure? And, what’s next again and again.
I was behaving like such a baby that at one point I felt compelled to let them know that I gave birth twice without pain meds.
Home again, now, I am breathing in ease and I can relax. I’ll work on the couch throw for K and me — what I’m calling the leftovers project.
I’ll make lunch. Walk Finn. Maybe watch another couple of episodes of the Korean series The Extraordinary Life of Attorney Woo, which I didn’t think I’d like but I do.