Did I create a monster 

When we invited Finn into our lives, I wanted to raise him to be unafraid of the vacuum.  With all that shedding black fur, I knew I’d be vacuuming A LOT.

And so, for months I made sure that I never startled him with the cord, or bumped into him with the canister, or acted anything but super casual-cool about the noise. It worked! Look — there’s a dog relaxing on the couch while his human runs the vacuum — I was so proud.



But then one day he tossed the star toy down next to the canister and fool that I am, I flung it across the room.

You can guess the rest. Now every single time I start up the vacuum, he thinks it’s time for a game. It. Just. Took. One. Time.

(Noticing the speed of conditioning makes me fearful about how I dismiss a few less than exemplary moments of parenting (once? It just took once?)). But never mind. I can’t go there today. It’s sunny and 80 degrees out and I have the afternoon to myself.

9 thoughts on “Did I create a monster ”

    1. deemallon

      Notes from God. What an idea. I’m afraid to say the mailbox (a handmade gift from a creative friend) only houses empty dog poop bags!

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      1. Nancy

        When my kids were little they and my bonus kid used to write letters to God and leave ’em on the porch (kinda Santa style), but I don’t recall them ever getting a return letter 😉

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  1. Mo Crow

    our family collie would drop his blue rubber bone into the swimming pool then bark ’til one of us kids dove in and retrieved it… a game of reverse fetch

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  2. Michelle in NYC

    similar story only cat not dog….when a friends cat wanted to eat she knocked a can off the shelf and was fed (just once), and this is how they train us : –> 85 here but not so pretty.

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  3. Jenny M

    yes, I think our dogs train us! My husband started to give our 2 dogs, a dog treat when we have a cup of tea in the evening, now every time the Cocker spaniel hears the kettle go on, he is in such a state of excitement waiting for his treat!

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  4. Stephanie

    Oh yes, who is really in control in my home? Me or dog/cats? I imagine you can guess the answer. Finn’s happy grin is making me laugh.

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